I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
who are you talking about my vagina to?!