So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Even my vagina gasped.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.