Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week