we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.