chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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