Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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