Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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