I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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