Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize