So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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