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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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