oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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