marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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