If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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