I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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