i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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