3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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