Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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