butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
operation have a gay friend backfired
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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