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where am i from again

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(212): where am i from again http://tfl.nu/9ocs

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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(603): my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes http://tfl.nu/2y76

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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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(732): I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes. http://tfl.nu/xdyw

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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.

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Haha, bad night?

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(617): guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS. (508): Haha, bad night? http://tfl.nu/huzs

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and technically it was a rebound

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so lol

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and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game

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(770): and technically it was a rebound (407): so lol (770): and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game http://tfl.nu/lfzh

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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now

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he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls

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(805): omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now (1-805): he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls http://tfl.nu/00r7

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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.

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(479): I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle. http://tfl.nu/61o1

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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal

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(410): So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal http://tfl.nu/8nnp

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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.

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(805): I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly. http://tfl.nu/8ih5

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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.

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(720): Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego. http://tfl.nu/dgdq

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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know

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(585): Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know http://tfl.nu/3xrv

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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.

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(802): when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table. http://tfl.nu/81fa

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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.

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I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.

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(715): If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues. (1-715): I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes. http://tfl.nu/6qvu

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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.

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(815): It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/yfvq

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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him

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(732): You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him http://tfl.nu/pbux

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