I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.