How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.