It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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