Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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