Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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