My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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