so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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