if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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