I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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