Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.