Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I think my moral compass just broke
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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