This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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