so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested