I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.