first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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