shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...