I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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