This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.