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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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Don't drive home.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(801): View more from Utah

we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury

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(937): View more from Ohio

so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.

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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future

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(410): View more from Maryland

Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.

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