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  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring

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  i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.

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• (530): View more from California

  that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies

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• (858): View more from California

  It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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