Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"