do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.