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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Chicken burrito, or no deal.

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  Is that code for my vagina?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills

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  how else could I explain the last few years

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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• (626): View more from California

  This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.

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• (212): View more from New York

  TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast

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  We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.

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