We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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