dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
