i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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