i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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