Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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She even gives head with a lisp.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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