Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
