how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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