She is in my trunk
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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