Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?