is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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