i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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