We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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