I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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