When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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