What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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