Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize