I bet he comes in French.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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