Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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