I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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